There were celebrations in Holland last night, as the unfancied Dutch World Cup team overcame the giants of South American football, Brazil, in their exciting 2-1 quarter final in Port Elizabeth. Holland had to come back from being a goal down, an...
Thousands of irate vuvuzela blowing fans gathered outside the Soccer City Stadium in Johannesburg last night demanding their money back after what will probably go down in history as the most tedious, uneventful World Cup game ever. The game, betw...
Heiress and internet video starlet, Paris Hilton was yesterday released by a South African special World Cup court after being arrested following the Holland v Brazil quarter final tie in Port Elizabeth. Hilton had been accused of possessing marij...
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil - While almost every Brazilian is saddened by the stunning loss of their team to the Netherlands in the quarter-final match, economists in Brazil are celebrating unabashedly, claiming that the loss has a decidedly silver lining...
After taking an early lead on a pitch which looked like it was under attack from moles, the brilliant Brazilians went down 2-1 to a Dutch team who were berated throughout the match for cheating by a female Brazil fan who we can't name but who wasn't...
Although Paraguay is not picked as the favorite to win the World Cup, after news broke today that a famously buxom lingerie model from Paraguay has promised to run around the World Cup Stadium naked if her country wins the World Cup, male fans have b...
Brazil head coach Carlos Dunga is said to be leaning towards adopting a rigid 4-4-2 system for the remainder of the World Cup. It is said that he has been swayed to the merits of the system by the success of footballing minnow England, who manage...
LONDON - An American stand up comedian, Zydeco Dupree, who resides down in the Tar Ball State of Louisiana, has attended most all of the World Cup Finals games in South Africa. He saw the German team defeat the English team 4-1. or is it the Briti...
ABUJA, Nigeria - The president of Nigeria Goodluck Jonathan was so disappointed at the Nigerian National Team's performance in the South African World Cup Finals that he has suspended every single player for two years. President Jonathan said that...
LIVERPOOL - The Society For The Gathering and Listing of New Born Baby Names has just announced in its July publication titled Sticks & Stones - The Naming of Babies that the South African name Vuvuzela has just surpassed every other name as the...
The entire Argentinean football team has been in intensive physio for three days in preparation for the match with Germany. The players are all suffering various degrees of back trouble after being on the receiving end of hugs and kisses from their c...
Last night the whole German team was under arrest for the most dastardly plan to deny the wonderful English team their place in the world cup. As the German team was at Johannesburg airport the ball used in the match set off bomb sensors. When the...
Here at Skoob News, we can't go too deeply into this issue due to reporting restrictions, but if what we've been led to believe from a variety of sources is actually true, then these so-called professionals should be ashamed of themselves. We can'...
Following the publication of certain 'rumours' alleging that the England World Cup squad was a party divided by loyalties relating to one side or another of the allegedly warring factions, centred around two prominent squad members, Skoob News set ou...
The truth behind England's disastrous World Cup showing has been revealed to Skoob News, and it all boils down to disharmony in the England camp, bordering on internal warfare between squad members. News of this trench warfare is currently subject...
In an amazing turnaround, world football's governing body, FIFA, have this evening announced that, after hours of deliberation and viewing videotape evidence of the Germany v. England match which the Germans won 4-1, they have decided that a disputed...
Like his former Manchester United team-mate, Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo bowed out of the World Cup without making much of an impression. There had been high hopes for the Iberian clash between Spain and Portugal, and to some extent, the game...
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