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Funny story: Pattinson, Stewart, Lautner To Suddenly Make Appearances In Person? Twilight Fans May Get Bonus At Theater Openings

Pattinson, Stewart, Lautner To Suddenly Make Appearances In Person? Twilight Fans May Get Bonus At Theater Openings

The next chapter in the Twilight saga is about to hit the big screen and it's already sure to be a huge hit. Now fans may get a bonus as different actors of the movie may show up at the grand opening. "We're planning to travel", Robert Pattinso...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Slams Twilight!

Miley Cyrus Slams Twilight!

In an interview by an Ohio radio station prior to a concert on Sunday night, Miley Cyrus was asked what she thought about the Twilight Saga. She could have simply said she's never read the books or seen the first movie as the second one, New Moon,...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson And Kristen Stewart's Twilight Movie Not All It's Cracked Up To Be

Rob Pattinson And Kristen Stewart's Twilight Movie Not All It's Cracked Up To Be

Following all the hype. Spoof writer Skoob1999 was left to his own devices, drinking beer, as usual, and generally being silly and feeding the cats. As his much beloved wife went to bed. Leaving Skoob to watch a movie. The movie he opted...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson And Kristen Stewart's 'Twilight' Premier On Sky TV Causes Havoc In UK Household.

Rob Pattinson And Kristen Stewart's 'Twilight' Premier On Sky TV Causes Havoc In UK Household.

The television premiere of cult vampire movie, Twilight, on Sky Movies Premier this evening caused chaos in one UK household. Spoof correspondent Skoob1999 wanted to watch the movie so that he could gain a further degree of understanding of the Ro...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson May Not Be Able To Reproduce

Robert Pattinson May Not Be Able To Reproduce

Actor Robert Pattinson may not be able to produce any progeny, unless he bites them on the throat of course, as a source states that he may have a low sperm count. When interviewed by this reporter, an unnamed doctor's office help said that it was...

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Funny story: Twilight To Kill Off All Characters In Last Book?

Twilight To Kill Off All Characters In Last Book?

Stephenie Meyer, according to one of the most truthful of Hollywood Newshound mags, The Truth Tattler, has decided to do one more Twilight book and kill off the whole lot. "I thinks she's sick to death of all the little shits", stated one insider...

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Funny story: Saw Kristen With Her Knickers Down

Saw Kristen With Her Knickers Down

The stars of the Twilight movies are becoming a little like the characters they portray in that they can no longer get about as others do. "Once you get well-known as a character", stated Taylor Lautner in an exclusive interview with me, "It's lik...

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Funny story: Muse Explain 'Twilight" Connection

Muse Explain 'Twilight" Connection

Glam-Prog-Space-Rockers Muse have explained why they are allowing a song of theirs to go on the soundtrack of the new Twighlight movie. The Devon trio will be rejigging "I Belong To You" to appear in the latest Stephanie Meyer adaptation "OMG!!!!1...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Denies Rob Pattinson Bonkathon Rumour

Kristen Stewart Denies Rob Pattinson Bonkathon Rumour

Twilight starlet Kristen Stewart today emerged from her trailer at MGM studios in Hollywood to deny rumours that she had taken part in a three day bonkathon with co-star Robert Pattinson. "It's just not true," a tearful Stewart told the assembled...

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Funny story: Twilight Books Pulled From Primary Schools

Twilight Books Pulled From Primary Schools

Primary school students have been banned from reading the teen cult classic Twilight books because they are too considered too racy. Librarians have stripped the books from shelves in some junior schools because they believe the content is too se...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson's Dirty Little Secret

Robert Pattinson's Dirty Little Secret

Hot on the heels of the shocking revelation that Twilight star and teen heart throb, Robert Pattinson rarely washes his hair, comes a further damaging revelation from his own mother! It seems that Pattinson isn't all that keen on washing his feet...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson's Shock Revelation!

Robert Pattinson's Shock Revelation!

Twilight star Robert Pattinson today appalled and delighted in equal measure, his legions of teen girl fans all over the world by casually announcing that he doesn't wash his hair because he simply doesn't really see the point. Pattinson fan, Moon...

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Funny story: Twilight Actress Leaving Before Eclipse

Twilight Actress Leaving Before Eclipse

According to the latest "confirmed" rumor, Bella Swan will have a new antagonist in Twilight: Eclipse, as Bryce Dallas Howard will be replacing Rachelle Lefevre as the Bella-hating Victoria in next year's third installment. Rachelle's exit from th...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Says Fans Make Him Sick And That He's Had Enough

Rob Pattinson Says Fans Make Him Sick And That He's Had Enough

Superstar and erstwhile vampire actor Rob Pattinson today announced that he was sick to death of his so-called fans and said he'd had enough of the showbiz industry. Allegedly. He allegedly - but as yet unconfirmed - told me, and me alone: "...

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Funny story: New Twilight Screen Play By Pattinson, Myers In The Works?

New Twilight Screen Play By Pattinson, Myers In The Works?

The rumor that ran through the crowd at the San Diego Comic Con is beginning to take shape. Although Twilight stars Pattinson, Stewart and Lautner were the screaming highlight for the weekend blow-out, a rumor began going through the audience abou...

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Funny story: Twilight Star Kristen Stewart Pregnant With Robert Pattinson's Baby?

Twilight Star Kristen Stewart Pregnant With Robert Pattinson's Baby?

Twilight Co-stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are soon to be the parents of a new baby. The story was broken first by an Australian magazine. Neither of the stars has officially confirmed the rumour, and their publicists have not returned...

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Funny story: Kid-version of Twilight to be made

Kid-version of Twilight to be made

It has been officially confirmed that a children's version of the hit movie Twilight is in production. The film will not have the original actors, but will have other kid friendly stars play the famous Bella and Edward. Miley Cyrus as already c...

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