In the latest episode of "As The Tiger Roars!" he is said to be considering marrying longtime girlfriend, Jaimee Grubbs who "wasn't available for reporters at the present time." However, a source who knows Grubbs very well says that everything is...
"Elin has no right to take them away from me all the time", Tiger Woods reportedly told his golfing practice buddy, Sunday. "She'll constantly leave them with nannies while she goes on skiing trips." Not taking this sitting down, Elin was telling...
Elin Woods, after discovering even more gals in her husband's background while they have been married, is now asking almost a billion dollar settlement if Tiger wants joint custody of the two kids. "If he wants silence on this whole mess, he bette...
Vegas - The amazing talents of Sigfried and Roy will once again be witnessed by thousands as they return to the Mirage Casino in Las Vegas for yet another single performance for charity. This time is different, however. This time, they will be attemp...
Having dropped out of his most recent tournament, Tiger Woods accidentally came across a hockey game in his living room while flipping through the channels (He thought it may have been a new form of 'team golf' in Europe). After a few minutes of d...
ORLANDO - Tiger Woods was resting comfortably reading Playboy Magazine in his trophy room when he received a phone call from his manager Upton Courtquist. Courtquist told him that the latest rumor currently circulating is that he is the father of...
The latest news on the net this morning claims that Tiger Woods and wife, Elin, are getting a divorce but will share custody of the kids. Tiger, who dropped out of the Mother's Day weekend golf tournament over injuring his back (or was too far beh...
With Tiger Woods admitting to having sex with 121 women, it is not surprising that he is depressed and has virtually given up in his quest to surpass the Big Dipper as professional sport's most prolific womanizer. In his 1991 biography, A View Fro...
JACKSONVILLE, Florida - Tiger Woods, the man who single-handedly is going to make about a dozen or so white blonde bimbos millionaires, has withdrawn from playing in The Players Championship at the Sawgrass Country Club in Ponte Vedra, Florida. Th...
In an unprecedented move, golf Satyr Tiger Woods was forced to 'pull out' during the final round of the TPC match at Ponte Verde claiming a 'bulging ball sack" was giving him a stiff neck and he wasn't able to 'follow through." Tiger's early withd...
JACKSONVILLE, Florida - The once popular and proud sports "Wave" has now been replaced by the attention-getting and the downright smarting "Taser." Last week two Philadelphia Phillies fans ran onto the field on different days and were chased all o...
Fornication-addicted former golf great Tiger Woods confessed today that he doesn't take responsibility for boning any the women he reportedly boned because he was asleep during all of his reputed 220 sexual encounters. "I knew nothing about whate...
ST. LOUIS - Tiger Woods first "GolfGate" Scorecard Cutey member Rachel Uchitel [pronounced: RICH-BITCH] was in St. Louis watching the St. Louis Cardinals play the Pittsburgh Pirates. Uchitel has adamantly refused to give any interviews regarding...
It may have just been a spiteful Elin Woods that told friends that Tiger had a short tail because she knew it would get back to the press because the one "friend" has been spilling her guts since day one. However, Jaimee Grubbs, apparently told T...
After missing the cut at the Quail Hallow Championship in Charlotte, NC on Friday, Tiger Woods has renounced Buddhism and has become a Christian. "I can now see that God has cursed my golf game the same way he curses geographical locations and gover...
In a Gordon Brown moment, US Presidential Philanderer Barry Obama forgot his mike was still on after TV Host Chris Matthews signed off from yet another infomercial extolling the virtues of the "The Big O." Heard cackling after the pair were discu...
ORLANDO - Speaking from her front porch, Elin Nordegren says that she is fed up with the ever increasing numbers of her friggin bikini burger addicted husband's crotch cookies conquests. She said that she cannot believe that the BN (bitch number)...
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