LOS ANGELES - The star of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev was recently interviewed by LaLaLand Daily's Macadamia Honeysuckle. The two met for lunch at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in El Segundo and talked about Nina's hit show. The 24...
Friday 15th 2013 Dear Diary, Well I have survived a night in Wandsworth Prison and I haven't been beaten up yet. I'm 'padded' (sharing) a cell (toilet) with somebody who cannot be named for legal reasons but he's 'in' (convicted) for robbing old grannies for their handbags and seems quite harmless, and he had to get up in the middle of the night and have a very large poo (crap). Oh the ind...
SACRAMENTO - Dalrymple's Dictionary defines the term spin doctor, as being a public relations individual who is paid big bucks to put a positive spin on anything of a negative nature. According to The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle the term first c...
LOVELOCK, Nevada - The warden at The Lovelock Correctional Center is reportedly quite upset at the fact that one of his most noted inmates, O.J. Simpson, tried to actually break out of his prison. Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that Simps...
Liberal Democrat Chris Huhne is to resign after he was totally buuusted making a massive u-turn over a driving offence. Initially Huhne was adamant of his innocence, nobly arguing it was infact his then wife who had accrued the speeding points. H...
BEVERLY HILLS - Dana Lohan was out and about strutting around on one of the most famous streets in the world, Rodeo Drive. The mother of the infamous Lindsay Lohan said that she hopes that somehow, someway her much troubled daughter finally gets o...
As Washington state suffering from budget cuts, tries to fund it's many prison reform programs, new and inventive ways have been instituted to do so. Marijuana, the state's newly legal cash crop has been chosen as the drug of choice to fill the b...
SAN FRANCISCO - Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh was in The City By The Bay taking a tour of the long abandoned Alcatraz Federal Prison. Limbaugh has always been fascinated by the island prison that housed such infamous inmates as A...
For the crime of stealing a packet of hamburger buns, a magistrate ordered 7-year-old Willy Famisht to serve 12 months in juvenile detention. Willy Famisht pleaded he hadn't eaten for two weeks and someone had put a spell on him. The sentence was...
Three men have been arrested after several shops in Gateshead city centre were burgled in midnight raids. Thieves broke into Mendelson's Music Shop and made off with the lute. They also broke into the till, and took all the notes. Nearby, a pos...
LOS ANGELES - The troubled sand grains are flowing faster through Lindsay Lohan's hour glass than M&Ms out of the package to Kirstie Alley's mouth. The little celebutante has finally gotten to the point where she has used up her entire allotme...
CORCORAN, California - The most infamous inmate in the history of Corcoran State Prison, Charles Manson, has been denied parole for the 12th time. Manson, who is now 77, was convicted for his role in the Sharon Tate murders of 1969. He was rece...
PHOENIX AZ (ABSNN) - a 26-year-old Phoenix woman will spend a year-and-a-half in jail and she'll have to pay back some $8,000 to Arizona neighbors who thought they were paying for a cancer victim's double mastectomy. Instead, they "were paying f...
Abu "Hook" Hanza, the radical terrorist, has challenged the Government for keeping him in Belmarsh prison for the past number of years, and has said that he should be released immediately prior to any sort of extradition. He claims that he was pla...
A drag Queen is suing prison chiefs in the US for $13million after he was sent to a woman's prison by mistake. The female impersonator said the other women made his life hell once they discovered he was a man. They refused to paint his nails for him...
It has been calculated that there are now so many caravan parks in Britain that it is possible to walk south down the coast from Edinburgh, and follow the coast all the way around to Glasgow without ever leaving a caravan park. "That's a lot of ca...
CHICOPEE, Massachusetts - Mitt Romney brought his Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour to the city that claims to be the place where Paul Revere bought the horse he rode on his midnight ride during the Revolutionary War. Right off the b...
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