Microsoft Chairman & CEO Bill Gates has announced that all future Microsoft press releases will be handled by the Real Estate Writers of America. "These guys know how to accurately portray things without the hype" said Gates, "This sh...
World-famous cosmologist and theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking has today filed a lawsuit against Microsoft Corporation for unlawful replication of his trademark computerised voice.
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON - Microsoft systems analyst, Melinda Bates was charged today with manslaughter in the beating death of her personal office computer "Ted". The body of the computer was found by hikers, out on a day hike, under heavy bru...
REDMOND, Washington -- When Microsoft Corp. entered the software business in the 1980s, Apple and Commodore were the early leaders and Intel was the late-bloomer.
Software giant Microsoft must suffer the consequences of a European Commission hissy fit, it emerged today.
In a stunning leak from the White House, a Microsoft Word template has been forwarded to news sources around the world. Reportedly taken directly from the White House's servers, the bottom left margin of the document shows path name
New airlines boasts first full flight crews trained entirely on Microsoft Flight Simulator!...
EXETER, UK - A man from Exeter is suing Microsoft claiming that Solitaire ruined his life.
In what is one of the most shocking relevations ever, Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft Inc. has confessed to being an alien. Paul Allen, co-founder of Microsoft expressed his surprise in a statement issued from his home where he is lying in a fetal posit...
Psychologists have finally proved that Microsoft (hereafter known as Evil-M) are true; it really is destroying humankind as we know it. The frustration, which occurs when the computers crash, can well up, leading us to have rotten days, taking it out on others, leading to overall low morale. This can also lead to road rage, which in turn damages the environment and causes accidents, which a...
Bill Gates, the money grabbing monopolist, yesterday achieved his aim of killing Linux when Linus Torvalds, the eminent creator of what is acclaimed to be "the best OS in the world today" was savagely murdered by a Microsoft designed virus. The ne...
An insider for Microsoft yesterday revealed to us that:...
Microsoft Industries held an unexpected press conference early this month to announce their recent takeover of Heaven (Inc).
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