Bill Gates Confesses to being an alien!

Funny story written by MaX3d

Wednesday, 3 December 2003

In what is one of the most shocking relevations ever, Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft Inc. has confessed to being an alien. Paul Allen, co-founder of Microsoft expressed his surprise in a statement issued from his home where he is lying in a fetal position after Gates supposedly "attacked" him.

"c0z 7|-|3 c0\/\/ 0\/\/|\|z 7|-|3 /\/\0|\||<3y @|\|d 7|-|3 71g3r. 'nuff said" Mr. Gates was quoted as saying in an interview with The Gossip Magazine. Experts all over the country are trying to figure out what he had meant by this comment.

Mr Allen on the other hand, responded to The Spoof in proper english, thank God for that. "I knew Bill was an alien ever since he started acting wierd. We had some arguments when we were designing the XBox. Bill wanted to fit in US Army software, robotic limbs and EC 198AE Assault Rifles. I didn't know why, but I think now that I have found the answer.", Mr. Allen said.

Insiders have revealed that the world will be taken over by XBoxes in the next few days.

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