Perennial Democratic Poster Boy Al Gore announced today he would be the worldwide spokesperson for the new solar powered dildo marketed under the "MEAN GREEN MACHINE " label and sold in K-Mart under the Martha Stewart line of household implements.
Eco-Towns,the Government's unusually unpopular move to build new ecologically sound and affordable housing have seen a new potential site. Balamory, the fictional town,populated by a number of cartoon characters is all set to become an Eco-Town, a...
The leaders of Al Queda, Hamas, Hezbollah and the Leona Lewis Fan Club have shown unusual co-operation by issuing a joint statement to their respective fanatics and murderers. From 1st September, all car bombs used by suicide and homicide bombers...
The World Bank has been run by a series of US War Criminals from Vietnam War Robert McNamara to Iraqi debacle Paul Wolfowitz. A recent study of the policies of the bank has shown that the murderous scum that have led the world organization have been...
L.A., California - The attention whores, the environmentalists, are at it again-another proclamation from the global warming propagandists. Al Gore, the mastermind behind the apocalyptic hype on the environment, has now confirmed the noble truth: e...
Global Warming, the notion that the Earth's temperature is slowly rising as a result of human intervention, will eventually give way to Global Boiling say scientists.
We've all started to feel the oppressive tyranny wolf that is dressed up in the sheep's clothing of enviro-MENTAL-ism and now it is the veggies turn with the new carbon taxes on all vegetable produce.
Crazy Woman Creek CO, July 5, 2076: Republicans and Democrats began emerging from their hiding places in Wyoming, Colorado, Kansas and elsewhere.
The recently announced government committee to look into future power for the railways - The Solar Panel - headed by Transport Secretary Ruth Kelly, is to receive major sponsorship from the opticians' British Ophthalmic Anaesthesia Society.
In his never-ending hunt for stealth taxes to impose on a tax-weary public, the Chancellor has announced a series of bold new measures to cut CO2 emissions, reduce energy waste and generally increase the burden of tax on the public to pay for Crapita...
Newt Gingrich used some lessons from his life to preach to the Grand Old Party about how to survive in this tough environment:...
As a result of the spectacular successes surrounding trials for BAA on the opening of Heathrow's Terminal 5, several of the country's Council Council authorities have now signed up for a trial period of new refuse disposal services being offe...
A man in Liverpool is recovering in hospital this morning, after suffering what is thought to be Great Britain's first recorded incidence of a sustained and unprovoked attack by plastic b...
Housing minister Caroline Flint has announced that vehicles driving on roads into the planned eco-towns will be compelled to have a man walking in front of them waving a red flag. As part of the governments plans to minimise the carbon footprint of...
Record company executives are desperately trying to get their hands on the download data for Radiohead's 'In Rainbows' Album, released on the internet late last year.
Yahoo! News recently reported of an Associated Press investigation into the quality of drinking water that discovered minute amounts of pharmaceuticals including antibiotics, anti-convulsants, mood stabilizers and sex hormones.
Glaxo-Overdose have announced today that their new Lynx "Rampant", the new fragrance for "Old men", has been removed from circulation following a complaint by all 40 members of the focus group initially employed to try out the new...
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