Dear Sir, it's a damned queer affair about these colonial johnnies from Australia, what? Not content with stealing sheep and loaves of bread from honest shopkeepers in the 19th century, what do they do when they get transported to the world's most God-forsaken hell-hole? They make it into a veritable University of Crime, that's what the sewers do. First they hunt the aboriginals to extinc...
The National Institute for Pointless Comparisons of Assorted Populations (NIPCAP) has released a report comparing the incomes of Australians and Germans living in London. The shocking results show that native German inhabitants of the city earn almos...
MELBOURNE, Australia - Miley Cyrus had just finished singing the last two words of her song "The Climb" when an over-exuberant fan jumped on stage and hugged the songstress from behind. The fan who was later identified as Matilda Spanferkel, 27, w...
From the river Ganges somewhere in India: An Aussie swimwear company dared to depict the Hindu goddess of wealth, Laxmi, on their latest collection and were shocked by the response in India as many extreme Hindu men rioted, burnt effigies of Crocodil...
POMONA - Billy Ray Cyrus was having his $400 shark-skin cowboy boots fitted with brand new heels when he ran into his old friend Texas singer Shake Russell. The two had actually toured together in the late 80s and had become good friends singing o...
SYDNEY, Australia - Young singing sensation Justin Bieber says that it will take more than half a dozen eggs tossed at him to deter him from doing what he loves more than anything else in the world - and he giggled and remarked that no he did not mea...
BRISBANE, Australia - Word coming out from 'The Land Down Under' is that Kate Gosselin, star of Kate Plus 8 was viciously kicked by what is being described by an Australian game warden as a deranged kangaroo. Kate and her eight brats, ah make that kids, had flown to Australia, the home of Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman, Mel Gibson, and Mick Dundee, to film some episodes for her award-winning cable...
The proposed Carbon Tax smells like nothing more than taxing farts writes Les Patterson Jnr My Fellow Australians and other fans, My name is Les Patterson Junior. Yes it's true, I exist and I am the number one son of Australia's supremely awesome representative to the UN and cultural attache' to the Far East. This is my first national communique and I want to take this opportunity to say...
Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard, the first woman ever elected to the position, has won a prestigious award open to the leaders of all developed and developing countries. 49 year old Gillard has been crowned the Most Stereotypical World Lea...
London - 'Royal tragedy voyeurism' is how one disgruntled blogger put it as details of next week's vanity trip were first announced. A Palace decision to send Prince William on a tour of catastrophe-hit areas of Australia and New Zealand has now b...
Australia is to invest in a major refurbishment of its immigration centre at Christmas Island. The Australian government has announced that it is to expand all the centre's 1500 beds fro 6 feet to 7.9 feet in length. The facility, which was bui...
PERTH, Australia - The punk rocker known as Ke$ha, with the dollar $ign, performed in Perth and literally rocked the house. She ended up singing her big hit "Tik Tok" a total of six times as the Australian audience kept insisting that they wanted to hear it. Ke$ha dressed in a pair of fishnet stockings, halter top, wash-away tattoos, and no shoes, which has become her signature concert outf...
A bunch of drunken Australian sailors have been condemned for doing what every other male Aussie traditionally does, getting thoroughly pissed. In Australia the male drink culture is renowned and the sailors who were already "piss-artists" before...
Canberra, February 20: A sombre Prime Minister Julia Gillard today announced that another Australian soldier serving in Afghanistan has euphemistically paid the ultimate price. Ms. Gillard, devoid of makeup, sincerity and empathy, tearfully assure...
Australians are looking forward to skiing holidays in their Blue Mountains as Weather Patterns have misread Australia for Austria. In the reverse direction Vienna is experiencing a heat wave and find their cricket team is limbering up ready for the A...
Australia - In a surprise move, the newly outlawed motorcycle club 'The Fairies' have taken over the turf of Western Australian clubs the 'Coffin Cheaters' and the 'Finks'. The Fairies president confirmed the bold move saying they had simply take...
After years of government advertising showing the risks of excess drinking and smoking, Australians are now being told to live it up, get drunk and get laid. On the morning TV show, prime minister Julia Gillard encouraged Australians both young and o...
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