In a victory that was hardly a surprise to pundits who have closely followed the race, Wrath took top honors at this year's Sinnys, awarded to the Deadly Sins each March. "People are really pissed off everywhere," said Daniel Patrick, the event's...
As the countdown to the rescue of nearly three dozen Chilean miners trapped deep in a mine for 70 days continued today, an unexpected snag developed with the announcement that Jose Galinas, a previously undisclosed 34th miner, plans to hole up and ho...
Curtis and Kaylee Campbell had been planning to take their daughters Marsha, 10, and Aileen, 8, to the site of Martin Luther King's famous "I Have a Dream" speech for its 50th anniversary in 2013. But when the Campbells realized that their late su...
It's been 30 years, but Allen Parswitz still remembers it like it was yesterday. And it might as well have been, thanks to an unfortunate commitment he made to a virtual stranger he met on a party line in August of 1980. When a girl Parswitz kn...
Scientists revealed Thursday that a seven-planet solar system located 127 light-years away in the constellation Hydrus may include multiple super-earths that would dwarf our puny excuse for a celestial body in comparison. Earth, already plagued wi...
Marketers and researchers scratched their heads again this week as the most intensive efforts yet to profile an Omaha, Nebraska man once again proved futile. Roger Talmack, 33, a resident from Mason St. in Morton Meadows, is now believed to be the...
Singer Justin Bieber was detained in Kanata, Canada late Tuesday afternoon and extensively interrogated by authorities, reportedly at the behest of their teen-aged daughters. "What's you favorite color?" barked Lt. Daniel Reragard in a transcript...
Jesus sent word through a spokesbeing today that it was time to put an end to "those silly one-liners" on roadside church signs that have continued to proliferate throughout the United States like a plague over the past three decades. Though noth...
President Barack Obama has reportedly hired a team of special advisors in the wake of news that his cool status among voters was in danger of becoming tepid or even lukewarm by the time he completed his first 100 days in office. "Look," said a top...
Jim Ronson didn't expect anything unusual to happen last Friday as he sipped his morning coffee and checked his daily e-mail. But the events that followed quickly served as a sobering reminder of the dangerous and potentially lethal effects of today'...
Senator John McCain will ask legendary biblical figure Methuselah to be the Republican vice presidential nominee, according to a GOP source who asked not to be identified.
Taba Naba, Torres Strait -- Highway patrolmen and local police officers from 13 U.S. cities in eight states announced a concerted effort today to locate and impound a homemade automobile known as the Big Red Car for over 100 infractions ranging from...
After months of speculation regarding the secret identities of 796 so-called Superdelegates, it was revealed today that despite a higher-than-normal average of oversized egos, none of the delegates have actual alter egos and in fact appear to be mere...
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