X-Factor producers have re-instated disgraced contestant Frankie Cocozza after a police report concluded that the 400g of white powder found in his possession was in fact sherbet. The beehive-sporting party animal apparently had no idea that he h...
The world's premier money-raising Irishman Bob Geldof has moved on from his charity days to secure a new role in the seedy underworld of prostitution. Geldof's agent, Sax Mifford spoke publicly about the shift in career path: "In 1985, the one se...
A gaggle of homeless people have taken over a squat that was previously occupied by new-age middle class hippies in an extraordinary turn of events that has left the owners astounded. Mr and Mrs Wangweather bought their four bedroom London house i...
Paris, France: A 22 year old blind man has had his eyesight miraculously restored after an eight hour masturbatory session. Initially baffled, scientists think they may have now identified a health benefit stemming from the world's oldest handshake.
Gordon Ramsay, Jamie Oliver and Anthony Worrall-Thompson are set to hit the TV screens this Autumn with a new show that follows them as they attempt to re-invent a fledgling Zoo's food. The three chefs began their quest in May 2011 after Splot Zoo...
The announcement that Prince William and Kate Middleton will be embarking on nuptials has left the whole world rejoicing the build up to another Royal wedding. However, shocking revelations have recently come to light that are difficult to even c...
Everyone's favourite West Country OAP popstars The Wurzels have surprised publishers by their record first week sales of an erotic novel. In a press release by their manager Felix Fartleather, the Wurzels were stated to be "getting a little old fo...
Further allegations in the seedy personal life of footballing fiend Wayne Rooney have come to light this week. His marriage already hangs in the balance due to several infidelities with hotel-room prostitutes, but a shocking confession from a tra...
The massive BP oil leak has caused serious concerns the world over, but it now has a new charity behind it in order to help finance whatever is necessary to rectify the situation. But things are off to a slippery start... Oil Relief was set up by...
Following in the footsteps of the recent tissue-engineering breakthrough where a human ear was successfully grown on the back of a mouse, scientists at one of the US' leading Bio-Medical institutions have flipped the process entirely to grow mouse or...
Following in the footsteps of giants such as Match.com and eHarmony, Microsoft have now ventured into the amorous world of online dating. Coined as Microsoft Match 3.1, the website promises all the usual benefits such as profile matching but with one...
The cinematic event that every British girl was waiting for took place in Leicester Square on the 27th of May. Sex and the City 2 is perhaps one of the most anticipated female-oriented movies of all time, and early reviews smother the film with prais...
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