WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said that she has never seen the president so upset, so angry, and so downright bat shit crazy as he’s been the past few days. The insider remarked that the president i...
(Washington, DC) President Trump excitedly took to the podium in today’s White House Coronavirus briefing by proclaiming he had uncovered a miracle breakthrough in the battle to fight the spread of the highly-contagious virus, and was fast-tracking f...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump met with Kitty Sequoia, 29, with the iNews Agency in the White House's Hilary Clinton Commemorative Dining Room. He informed her that US-Mexico relations have never been better. The president said that he...
Sources have now drilled down into origins of this new development as not coming from Vladimir Putin, who states, "Partners should see it through." It comes from a specialized group in touch with both the Assad and ISIS regimes. The nature of thi...
Washington - Outgoing 16 year-old White House press secretary, Jay Carney, has finally admitted his secret sex change transformation from a man to a woman is well underway and that hormone replacement therapy is ongoing. Carney, who originally had...
Washington, D.C. - 16 year-old former White House Press Secretary, Jay Carney, is in the hospital for observation after being beaten up by a door as he left the press briefing room after announcing his resignation. Carney, who now plans to fin...
Finally bowing to pressure from his own Political Party, President Barack Obama on Thursday announced changes to his health care law to give insurance companies the option to "keep offering consumers plans that would otherwise be canceled or...I can'...
The First Lady, who usually speaks out as she pleases, left a group of reporters scratching their heads after a short informal chat outside the White House at about noon today, EST. Michelle Obama clearly let the cat out of the bag when she stated...
Following weeks of heated rumors and speculation the White House issued a press release admitting that Presidential Apologist Jay Carney is not actually human, but is an early prototype of a new line of talking-points press robots. The discovery foll...
WASHINGTON, DC - It would seem that Chap is in the national doghouse once more as President Barack Obama announced to the White House press corps that he's grounded the "if I had a son" once more for participating in a public masturbating contest...
Doubt is a small underground village at the centre of lead mines in Derbyshire, where the Pot-Holing competition is to be held. The course involves lying on your back on a floating plank, and stepping along the roof, whilst downing a pint of Pollard'...
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