The TV producer of Sesame Street has denied that its co-habiting duo, Bert and Ernie, are gay, following comments by one of the show's writers. Sesame Workshop felt it necessary to issue a statement saying the pair "do not have a sexual orientatio...
The progressive and liberal news game has become almost as bad as reality show TV. Yes, it is one long tirade after another and the worst thing about this moshpit are the sock puppet trolls who lambaste everyone who takes the day off a real job to wr...
WAR! Make no mistake ladies and gentlemen we are at war. A proper one unlike those little kick abouts in Syria and Iraq. As we have been relentlessly reporting on the Sock Puppet Terrorisation (SPT) it has taken things to a new level. They have attac...
As sightings of potential Sock Puppet Terrorisation (SPT) steadily increase the desperate public are taking matters into their own hands. In the last three days: • A sock factory in Brigg was firebombed by panicked members of the ASA (Anti Sock Al...
An update in the horrific Sock Puppet Terrorisation (SPT) craze that has been sweeping two coastal towns. Police raided an address in Aldbourgh last night and confiscated over £50 in sock puppet making technology. No one was at the property but offic...
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