"Emotionally speaking, I probably could have managed one at the age of six," said Samantha Spring of New York City of the life stage marked by dissatisfaction with and ultimate rejection of the ordinary life which has come to be termed the "midlife c...
Tokyo - In the latest incarnation of the Godzilla series of big-screen features, Godzilla 2014, the monster playing the fierce creature looks a little less menacing than in previous movies, and a little more out of shape. "It's true, I've let...
BOREDVILLE, WI - "I was just trying to clear my head, so I went out for a drive and ended up at a WAFFLE HOUSE," states James Sadzack Sr., 52, of Boredville, WI. Sadzack had recently been interviewed by The Spoof satire writer, Tony Bagodonutz, re...
A recent copy of Ye Olde TV Timef was found in a box in an attic in Basingstoke, and it revealed that the TV Line-ups were not all that different to today's television. The only difference is that Freeview had not been invented back then (and Sky just showed clouds). There was only a small number of channels. Difficult to believe, but there was no cBeebies to take the place of a baby sitter. BB...
A recent study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) reveals that drugs used to treat erectile dysfunction can lower a man's IQ by up to 30 points. The study, which followed a group of middle-aged men for two years wh...
In the event that you are showing signs of adopting any of the traits or habits below, and you are under 30 years of age, then you are maturing too fast! In the event that you are over 30, and not finding any of the traits below are applicable to you - then you are childish and underdeveloped mentally. 1. You leave clubs before the end to "beat the rush". 2. You get more excited about h...
As another football season ends for the Minnesota Vikings, retiring quarterback Brett Favre announced his plans to pursue a second career as a professional photographer. "I'm leaving professional football behind me--no, really, I am--for real, thi...
Fred Durst, lead vocalist of Limp Bizkit, often cited as the catalyst for the ruination of the alternative rock explosion of the 1990s, turned 40 years old today. Born August 20, 1970 in North Carolina, Fred tried out careers as a sailor in the U.
"From the time I was 7, until about 5 years ago, I knew every damned song on these Charts," says an unidentified, but middle-agey-handsome man. "Now, I look at them and wonder, 'is this the list of popular American songs?" And so, another person w...
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