A meteor has been reported to have landed on Russian forces in the Donbas region if Ukraine, killing entire platoons, blowing up tanks and artillery, and smashing entire cartons of cigarettes! “Even God hates the Russian army,” said one Ukrainian…
DEATH VALLEY, California – (Satire News) – Veteran meteorologists are saying that they have never seen nothing like the hellacious heat wave that is blasting Death Valley. Accuweather forecaster Burton “Heat Index” Fitzfarmer, who has been in the…
MIAMI – (Satire News) – The United States Hurricane Center has decided to make a change to the traditional manner of naming hurricanes alphabetically using male and female names. USHC Executive Director Frances Honeybush, 29, has stated that in th…
LOS ANGELES - Weather experts on the West Coast have been working pretty much 24/7 as earthquakes have been hitting California at an alarming rate. One elderly resident of El Segundo, Fionna F. Rushriddle, 86, told news reporters that one of the q...
PHILADELPHIA - A meteorologist in The City of Brotherly Love recently announced on his weather show that the city's forecast calls for "Snow, snow, and more friggin snow." The meteorologist, who goes by the name of Blizzard Bill, said that he was...
ALTOONA, Pennsylvania - Sheriff Drexel Carbonero, 59, has been in law enforcement for over 32 years. And in that time he says he has literally seen it all. But yesterday afternoon as he was out on patrol he came upon something that he could not be...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The snow situation in the United States has gotten way, way out of hand. Meteorologists report that there is currently snow in 49 of the 50 states. The only state that has no snow is the Plywood State of Florida. Florida's De...
NEW YORK CITY - Several well-respected U.S. meteorologists are reporting that the harsh winter will continue to get worse and they are now predicting that as amazing as it may sound, the Atlantic Ocean could end up totally freezing. Tilapia Frisbe...
BOSTON - The United States Meteorological Society has just made an announcement that many felt would be coming sooner or later. USMS Spokesperson Yardley "Twister" Twistafelli stated to the news media that effective immediately earthquakes like hu...
PHILADELPHIA - NASA's Office of Meteorological Unusual Incidents reported that on Valentine's Day, a huge meteorite almost hit Dover, Delaware but ended up landing in the Atlantic Ocean instead. Galahad Fenkershill, chief director of NASA's OMUI t...
Unintentionally saving the small town of Saugus, Massachusetts from the first blizzard of 2011, Barney Funderton, house bound 520 pound man with a love of sausages and cabbage and a propensity for methane production has apparently and single handedly...
Meteorologists, or Weather Forecasters, as they like to refer to themselves as, have always found it hard to keep their audiences happy. If they say it is going to be sunny and it rains, the first people to be blamed are the forecasters. Forecast some really bad weather and get people preparing for the worst only to realize that they had it all wrong is a forecaster's worst nightmare. The ugly vie...
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