Montgomery, Alabama - (Reuterus): The discovery of a parasitic disorder similar to Mad Cow Disease in Kay Ivey’s sumptuous gubernatorial mansion has been identified as Alabama Rot according to a report in Doghouse News. Also known as sub-cute-anus...
Health authorities are now warning that instead of CWD (chronic wasting disease) spreading to humans, it derives from humans. Known as “zombie deer disease” in its current form, recent news has warned of animals such as deer, elk, and moose behavi...
Following the recent announcement that BSE has broken out in Scotland again, the Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons has confirmed what many in the country have been thinking for several years, that members of the so-called Conservative and Unionist...
Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. With Brexit looming, and maybe having to leave the Netherlands, Tom is prepping himself to live back in Scotland. As the reporter of the world famous weekly newspap...
A British sheepdog behind the steering wheel of a tractor was seen driving along the M74 in England, it caused quite stir! The owner of the dog was also seen barking at his herd of sheep in a field alongside the motorway and the sheep ignored him, of...
DETROIT, Mich. - The entire population of Michigan's largest city, Detroit, has somehow come down with Mad Cow Disease. All 701,475 residents of this hard-luck place were struck with this horrible affliction Friday night, between 9 p.m. and 11 p.m...
Researchers in Wyoming recently uncovered a new strain of the virus that leads to the well known "Mad Cow Disease". "This new strain of the virus is not nearly as aggressive," stated Dr. Armand Hammer, director of agricultural research at USEDSTEW...
SAN FRANCISCO -- A California dairy cow previously identified as having Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy, or Mad Cow Disease, has been euthanized. Federal officials stated that in the last several weeks the cow had been exhibiting classic symptoms o...
DODGE CITY, Kansas - Veterinarian Dr. Montrose D. Brushyboo has said that he has studied half a dozen of Mel Gibson's out-of-control tapes and he is 98 percent certain that Gibson most probably is afflicted with Mad Cow Disease. Dr. Brushyboo said...
While poorly educated societies living under constant fear of Mad Cow Disease and Avian Flu grapple with the concept of eating cloned beef, a Green approach for supplying the ever-increasing global market with meat products is receiving little attent...
Wisconsin Dells- Today in Wisconsin milk farm after milk farm came to a screeching halt when they discovered their milk cows were udderly disgusted with their treatment. Said one cow, on condition of anonymity, "We feel used, we give and we give...
The National Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia (also known as the Youngman-Oldman Unit for Diseases, Infections and Epidemics) announced yesterday that 417 cases of a new and particularly fast-acting strain of so-called "mad cow&quo...
Sheboygan, Wis. - (Rioters): The last time Mad Cow Disease struck Sheboygan was in 1987 when an escapee from a British jail HMP Wormwood Scrubs was mysteriously found slumped outside the Wisconsin Sheriff's Department claiming to be suffering fro...
In an effort to keep Mad Cow Disease from spreading throughout our nation's cattle, the USDA today issued new qualifications for all cattle destined for human consumption.
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