LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - Celine Dion has one of the best voices in the business, but when it comes to eating, she has the worst eating habit, west of the Mississippi River. Dion, says she's afflicted with a condition known as Anoriffio Bulifota…
OPELOUSAS, Louisiana – (Satire News) – RumorLand News reports a 10-year-old who is self-isolating with his parents is starting to go stir-crazy. The parents, Trevor and Addendina Acorn, are extremely worried and are beside themselves, as little Ti…
After years of late-night bingeing on massive quantities of junk food followed by periods of extreme restriction, Amanda Cantrell of New York City finally came clean to her therapist that she hadn't managed to come up with an issue more original than...
US singer Demi Lovato, who was reported as having been taken into hospital on Tuesday, after a 'Publicity Stunt Overdose' (PSO) is said to be 'recovering well', and is expected to be fleecing fans again soon. Lovato, 25, who was on the road with h...
Boston, Mass-- A group of researchers at Boston College recently concluded that 100% of all Americans will either be obese or anorexic by 2020. Lead researcher Dillon Hardwick stated, "I got the idea for the study after I noticed everyone attending...
TV schedulers are considering pulling a documentary about singer Lily Allen after she begged her fans not to watch it. The C4 show, Riches To Rags, airs over three episodes beginning next Tuesday. But the 25-year-old star has gone on Twitter to...
The two WAGS and pop stars, formerly both in girl-bands, had an idea pitched to them by their publicists that since they have both so much in common including their waif, thin gaunt-like appearance they should both co-write a book together about thei...
A Chinese teenager is undergoing medical checks in Beijing after reportedly consuming soil for 11 years. The parents of 18-year-old Baobao Sodmuncher brought her from their home in the Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region to the capital's premier Head...
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