SOMEWHERE OVER IOWA – (Satire News) – Sky Blue Airlines has just confirmed that two of their cockpit crew members did in fact get into an altercation while 30,000 feet up in the sky. An airline spokewoman, identified as Virginia Liliana Tippenkunt…
NUEVO LAREDO, Mexico – Mexico’s national news agency, El Ole News, confirmed that an elderly woman pitched a fit when airline employees informed her that she could not bring her emotional burro on board the Nuevo Laredo to Hong Kong flight. The wo…
Fort Worth, Texas - Americant Airlines spokesperson (she rides a bicycle to work) Marsheesha Aliboboosa announced today to a group of frazzled, jet lagged reporters a new travel discount program. Pilots and their friends, up to fifty of them, fly...
LOS ANGELES, CA --- Harrison Ford, 74, isn't much better a pilot than he was an actor. He proved his lack of aviation skills when, in defiance of an air-traffic controller's order to land on John Wayne Airport's Runway "L," he brought his single-engi...
Complaints by airline pilots concerning the recent Star Shower laser Christmas lights decorations are on the rise. Many of the pilots site the ability of the lights to shine into the cockpit during cruising altitudes, which can be disruptive to thei...
In a leaked document from the American Psychiatric Association it details how much time is spent sifting through reports regarding concerned flight school instructors needing guidance on "worrisome students". One psychiatrist speaking on condition...
Passengers alighting in Bejing from newly re-named flight MH-318 lynched the pilot who looped the loop in a 777 halfway into the flight from Kuala Lumpur on April 1st. April 1st having been abolished as "All Fool's Day" in China, the extremely unfunn...
There were lots of lines around some stores in Denver on the first day of legal pot sales and it's obvious that it's going to help this city's economy. Mayor: We need to set a good example here, citizens of Denver, Colorado! Let's show the rest of...
Philip Entwistle, a pilot for the budget airline Budgie Air, was left behind at Newcastle Airport yesterday when his plane left without him. "To be fair," said Entwistle, "pilots don't do very much any more. We're mainly there for insurance purpos...
The Department For Road And Transport have come up with an unusual way of punishing dangerous drivers, in an attempt to rehabilitate them. "Simply fining and locking up dangerous drivers does not alter their driving style," Mike Penning, minister...
Hoping to assure the American public that the US fighter jet enforcing the Libya no fly zone was not shot down by enemy forces, a spokesman for the joint UN operation declared that it was simply a "mechanical failure". That was until data from the...
A British pilot, his Belgian co-pilot and 19 passengers have been killed, after a plane crashed in somewhat bizarre circumstances. The sole survivor of the crash, Arthur Skydiver, told authorities the unlikely series of events which had unfolded.
A fake pilot was arrested in Amsterdam just minutes before take off today shortly after the real pilot was found unconscious in the gents toilet without his uniform. A police spokesman Dick Van Dyke said the man detained was clearly in a confused...
Sociologists and economists worldwide have come to the defense of pilots whose laptop use in the cockpit caused them to fly 150 miles beyond their destination. Federal safety officials reported Monday that the flight overshot its scheduled landing...
The airline is a-buzz with the news that a Wednesday evening flight overshot it's destination when the two pilots became "distracted". Pilots Bruce Hardman and Dirk Hungston have insisted that they did not hear any radio or phone calls, as they we...
HUMAN rights campaigners were today celebrating the decision by MPs to scrap the need for a father before allowing women to seek IVF treatment.
In our last exciting installment, intergalactic space pilot and Han Solo wannabe Flash Flyguy, along with his faithful droid Divot single-handedly (and with the help of some very convenient plot points) saved a small band of terrafarmers on Glorthos IV from certain doom from this really evil oppressive guy we can't name because Lucasfilm slapped an injunction on us.
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