House Majority Leader Eric Cantor told Hollywood Beat Magazine that he is indeed scared of Godzilla. "He really frightens me" a subdued Cantor told reporter Holly Sue Robbins "After I saw Godzilla VS. Space Godzilla, I have nightmares". Cant...
Reports today indicate Wall Street is not at all pleased with Representative David Camp's (R-MI) new tax program which threatens to add taxes on to banks and cut corporate tax breaks. The furor has erupted even though the bill is still in draft st...
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 - House Republicans today announced their intention to fully support the Freedom From Wages Act. "This is a very important piece of legislation," said House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va), "and one that will finally free...
Congressman Eric Cantor has notified the media that he is suing the New York Times for a typo that appeared in yesterday's newspaper. A spokesman for the paper stated that it was evidently just a human error and that they were investigating. "It is a...
Congressman Eric Cantor called a press conference this morning, looked angrily at the assembled journalists and shouted, "I am NOT a Pissant!" As the journalists looked at each other in surprise and bewilderment, Cantor continued, "AND, I am not...
Congressman Eric Cantor called a news conference late yesterday in response to the outcry about his investment shorting US treasury bonds thus betting against the success of America. Many in the government and the media noted he had been sitting...
The Tokyo Rose Society of Tokyo Japan announced today that Congressman Eric Cantor of Virginia would be receiving their annual award. The award has been given each year since 1941 to the American that has done the most to betray their country. "...
Washington D.C. - Taking a break from the busy legislative session going on inside, Speaker of the House John Boehner lit up a cigarette on the steps of the Capitol Building and expanded on the Republican Party's idea of what health care should look...
New House Majority Leader Eric Cantor releases Republican's 2011 agenda today, sharing with the nation their priorities and focus for the New Year. Washington D.C., January 5, 2011 - As the GOP formally took control of the House today, new Majorit...
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