White lightnin', it is really gud, Ah make and drink it like ah shuld.
This here's Billy Bob agin. Ah been heerin on thuh grapevine that are feerless dicktatur is fixin' ta' attak Russia. I shore am proud of our dicktatur. He don't take nuthin' offa nobody. Good ol' George.
My grandson, Billy Roy Joe Bob, snuck into mah white lighnin' agin. I jest kain keep that grandson o mine away frum tha still.
Dear Betty Jo Sue Bob,...
Dearest Billy, Forgive your humble servant's familiarity. . . But I think we must move quickly if we are to pull off the internat...
The American Federation of Owls has filed a lawsuit in the courts for defamation of character against the Hooters restaurant chain. In describing their problems and allegations with the bar and eatery, Billy Barn Owl said, "Sure, we got problems wit...
May 22nd, 2004 (Philadelphia, Pa) -...
Billy Jenkins had been warned by his mother on numerous occassions: "Billy, it's all fun and games until someone gets their eye poked out!" Never one to listen to his mother, 8-year old Billy continued his rambunctious ways. Now, the...
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