Horse sense

Submitted by Spicewood

Thursday, 16 September 2010

Little Jimmy attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Jimmy asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'

His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.

Jimmy, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ....'

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