Who do you think you are?

Submitted by j.w.

Wednesday, 15 September 2010

Who do you think you are? Coming in here and telling me what to do.

I was trying to help.

You can help by keeping your trap shut.

How does that help?

It leaves me quiet so I can sort things out.

But the boat is sinking!

There you go again. I've had enough of your claptrap.

You know best.

Of course I do. Now piss off and leave me to come up with something.

There's something coming up aleady.

What?

The water swilling around our knees.

Why on earth didn't you tell me?

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