Airports are getting really freaky and paranoid!
Last week they asked me if I had been given anything by anyone I didn't know or had anything been sneaked into my pant pockets.
First of all, I hadn't been given anything by the people I DID know except a flimsy wave good-bye.
As far as what was in my pants, I keep the bottoms out of those. So I have fun when they frisk me.
-Bobby Pickle