A hillbilly was in jail serving 30 years for robbing banks. After serving about 12 years he is notified that his Uncle Joe from Chicago has died and left him over $100,000.
The hillbilly was so happy when the warden said he would put it in trust until he was released. The warden asked him if there was anything he wanted to buy before tying the money up. The Hillbilly said he had read a lot about computers and wanted a computer.
The warden said "sure" and got him a computer. A brand new Dell computer was soon delivered. After a few weeks the warden visited him in his cell to see how he was doing. To his amazement he saw the computer smashed on the floor.
The warden asked the Hillbilly what happened. The Hillbilly said it didn't work right and he got mad. He said it would not even complete the simplest task.
The warden asked him what he wanted the computer to do. The Hillbilly said he just wanted one thing from the computer. One simple task and it could not do it.
The Hillbilly said, "I hit the escape key and nothing happened, I hit the key again and still nothin', I am still here. I think I will sue Dell."