Fell Off The Couch

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 10 September 2010

I pulled a hamstring and messed up my rotator cuff and pants during the 1982 Winter Games!

I got drunk and fell off the couch objecting to a judge's ruling against the American team and it was plain as I fell off again when they showed the replay!

-Turd Burfle

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