Can I help you?

Submitted by j.w.

Friday, 10 September 2010

A Can I help you?

B Of course.

A You haven't a clue. Your work is totally useless. Why don't you take a running jump?

B Well, thanks. That's most encouraging.

A I'm glad I could help.

B. Certainly, you have helped a lot. I now know what a ghastly human being you are.

A There's no need to take that attitude. It was just constructive criticism.

B I think I have had enough of your 'constructive criticism'.

A You want to see me when I set out to hurt and humiliate.

B I'm sure you are very good at that.

A You are so negative. You really should take a more positive attitude.

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