Memory Pills

Submitted by j.w.

Friday, 10 September 2010

Man to Chemist: Can I have some of those pills to help me forget?

Chemist: You must mean those vitamin B tablets. They are to help your remember.

No I want pills so that I can forget my wife, my children, my life.

Don't worry your brain will gradually become the size of a pea.

I think it is already. I can't stop peeing.

That's enlarged Prostate.

I certainly get enlarged protest.

No Prostate. It is something that gets larger between your legs.

I need Virgina for that.

You mean Viagra.

No. Virginia. She lives next door.


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