Man to Chemist: Can I have some of those pills to help me forget?
Chemist: You must mean those vitamin B tablets. They are to help your remember.
No I want pills so that I can forget my wife, my children, my life.
Don't worry your brain will gradually become the size of a pea.
I think it is already. I can't stop peeing.
That's enlarged Prostate.
I certainly get enlarged protest.
No Prostate. It is something that gets larger between your legs.
I need Virgina for that.
You mean Viagra.
No. Virginia. She lives next door.
