It Was Magic!

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 9 September 2010

How can any child resist the Tooth Fairy? That single shining example of selfless generosity in this slimy veil of greed.

When I was broke, I pulled out my younger brother's teeth.

Naturally, it was too good to last. Just one more nonrenewable resource on this diminishing planet called Earth!

-A W. Brown

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