Using A Fork In Defense

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 9 September 2010

Here's a tip: If you're ever afraid you might be embarrassed by using the wrong fork at a formal diner, do like I do. Ge tout your trusty Swiss knife and use the fork on it.

If anyone stares, begin a story about your not having to us the fork since tearing out the throats of those terrorists in Iraq.


-Captain Joe Killer


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