Ass On Fire! Ass On Fire!

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 8 September 2010

As the horrible burning sensation began to overwhelm me and make me sit on a block of ice, I wondered if that moron who said "You never get a second chance to make a first impression" had ever tried Nair-ing his ass-crack in advance of a colonoscopy.

Also, getting some of it on the back of their scrotum.

-S. Mandrake Hopper

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