Anal Probing Would Ruin My Marriage

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 6 September 2010

If I ever happen to get abducted by aliens and they take me aboard to be anally probed, I sure hope my wife doesn't find out.

I'm still trying to live down that incident with the foot-long hot dog after getting up too quickly after we had sex two years ago.

-Joe Pucker

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