Dick Cheney Has Been Asked To Join The Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 5 September 2010

The Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus has asked former Vice-President Dick Cheney if he would like to join the circus and get shot out of a cannon.

Cheney asked how far away the net would be. A circus rep said that there is no net, and noted that Super Dick would be fired into a plywood wall set up 100 yards away.

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