Older But Still Outrunning The Reaper

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 4 September 2010

No matter what the wife says I think I'm looking older.

Of course I try, I still jog. Well, slow-jog. Jump up and down forward-like.

Then I jogged past a cemetery and two guys with shovels began chasing me.

That's when I knew I still could jog though I hyperventilated for two hours.

-Phil Diller, (Yeah, I married that!)

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