My Posture Is U-Shaped

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 4 September 2010

I got one of those adjustable beds and thus far, it's not nearly as comfortable as advertised.

Of course, sometimes I wake up to pee 6 or 7 times at night and I hit that gizmo and the house cleaner has to let me out the next morning.

Though she changes the bed, so far she refuses to change me.

-Old Fart #12 & 35

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