Two-Inch Penis

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 3 September 2010

I've always heard that the best revenge was outliving your enenies and it's absolutely true:

"Oh, I remember George Cartwright. He had a two-inch penis."

"Henry? I remember him. Always getting drunk and eating the cat turds out of the litter boxes."

-Levon Pantz

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