He Keeps Me Awake!

Submitted by IN SEINE

Sunday, 5 September 2010

Sophie went to see a psychiatrist about her husband. "Doctor, My husband has this problem. Almost every night now, he's dreaming he's a refrigerator!"

"My dear, that is not really a problem! A lot of people dream that they are somebody or something unusual."

Sophie leans forward, as she softly whispers this confidence, "But, you see, doctor, it is also a problem for me! Jake sleeps with his mouth open and the light keeps me awake!"


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