Sophie went to see a psychiatrist about her husband. "Doctor, My husband has this problem. Almost every night now, he's dreaming he's a refrigerator!"
"My dear, that is not really a problem! A lot of people dream that they are somebody or something unusual."
Sophie leans forward, as she softly whispers this confidence, "But, you see, doctor, it is also a problem for me! Jake sleeps with his mouth open and the light keeps me awake!"