Submitted by j.w.

Sunday, 29 August 2010

Man: Fire!

Woman: Fire what?

What do you mean what?

What do you want me to fire?

Someone's put a match to the house.

That should fire your imagination.

Can't you see the flames?

Yes darling. You are the flame of my heart!

We're going to die together.

Yes, my love, we're going to die in each other's arms.

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