Get Off My Ass! Lawn!

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 27 August 2010

I'd love to get my hands on those little rascals that ride their bicycles over my yard and wear a path through it but I'm too old to catch them at.

Also, I have stomped out my last sack of shit!

Then they yell "Old Fart" at me. That's not true but I'm just too pooped out to catch the little swine!

-Furd Febbleblister

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