A man and his hard-of-hearing wife pulled into a gas station when the approaching attendant noticed they were from Kentucky. The attendant, standing next to the car window told the husband that he used to live in Kentucky and just loved the weather there.
The wife, who had a hearing problem, said to her husband, "WHAT'D HE SAY?"
The husband turned his head and hollered, "HE USED TO LIVE IN KENTUCKY".
Once again the attendant made a comment to the driver that he just loved the green rolling hills of Kentucky too.
And once again the wife asked "WHAT'D HE SAY?"
The husband turned to his wife a second time and shouted, "HE JUST LOVES KENTUCKY!"
As the attendant was turning away he made one last comment to the driver, "You know, the worst piece of ass I have ever had lived in Kentucky.
The wife once again leaned towards her husband and asked, "WHAT'D HE SAY?"
The husband turned and shouted to his wife, "HE SAID HE THINKS HE KNOWS YA!"