Two men in pub.
I've just been up the junction.
Where's that then?
Clapham.
Were you meeting someone?
Sure it was a good meeting.
Funny place to go for a meeting.
Lots of people meet there. It's good for slap and tickle.
I'm not up with your cockney slang, mate.
Cheese and pickle.
Very nice.
Lots of trains going in and out.
There would be up the junction.
Not the place for trouble and strife.
No, you don't want any of that.
Trouble and strife - Wife. Not a place for the wife.
Why's that?
She finds it boring.
Can't say I blame her. Cheese and pickle. Trains going in and out.
You want to try it one day.
I've got better things to do.
What's that then?
Her indoors.
Your good lady.
No, stroking my pussy cat.
