Geography going over the top

Submitted by j.w.

Thursday, 19 August 2010

I can hardly believe it but the Geographiucal Correctness League (GCL), which emerged from the ruins of the GLC, has now started on names of Towns after straightening out some countries new names.

Blackpool comes top. Cleverly they are just calling it The Pool. But they have become really silly by complaining about Bristol as being insulting to women. Apparently those who followed Bristol Rovers and Bristol City used to call them the Bristols. They had decided that Chester would be a good alternative until someone told them about the real Chester. They realised if there were two Chester they would be in same embarrassing situation. So Uddersfield was chosen. But again, it was noted that another Uddersfield existed.

So Suck it is! I ask you? Former residents of Bristol will be called Suckers. The GCL has gone too far in what was a very worthy venture. Word is the Queen is at risk with her title due to become The Alternative Option.

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