The Geographical Correctness League (GCL)are so pleased with me that that have asked for my views on changes for Madagascar and Madeira. Mad is clearly an offensive word.
I came up with Bananas Land but a Banana Republic is not well thought of. Another is Cuckoo Land, except cuckoos are not found in either country. However a gentle expression is unhinged.
Thus Madagascar would become The Democratic Republic of the Unhinged. Madeira could become The Mentally Challenged Island where people can drink Port and Sherry whilst munching cake. A winner for the Tourist Trade.
The GCL which had its birth with the death of the GLC is disturbed by my earlier idea of Australia becoming Aboland. It is not sufficiently respectful towards the Aboriginees. Thus we suggested Aussieland and with a small change that has been accepted. Australia will become the Republic of Aussieland before being saddled with Charlie.