Pillsbury Dough Boy Suicide

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 16 August 2010

The Pillsbury Dough Boy has committed suicide by baking himself to death. Found with his head in the oven.

He seemed to go all to pieces, completely shattered when his wife, Cookie, left him.

We tried to tell him to stay away from all those doughnut ho's, but he wouldn't listen.

-Sean Crackers

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