Uplifting experience

Submitted by j.w.

Friday, 13 August 2010

RAF Pilot - I get an uplifting experience every time I go in my cockpit.

No 2 - Do you like a solo flight?

I prefer it when we have three.

Not long before you're in heaven?

I'll say. My rear gunner is a great shot. Never misses the target.

It must give you a thrill when he shoots that gun of his.

Wow! It's like a kick in the backside, don't you know.

No. I don't actually. I'm not much of a shot. Keep missing the bloody target when it moves.

Oh dear. Poor old man! You need some target practice.

I don't think I'm up to that.

Nonsense! I'll give you some hands on experience.

Would you? That's super.

Of course. Will your old lady mind if I take you up for a while?

No, no. She's keen on me becoming a better gunman.

We'll have you shooting that target in no time.

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