"Loud Fart" In The Fifth!

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 12 August 2010

I knew this was going to be a great day to skip work and head for the racetrack when I woke up early, yawned & stretched and roared out a fart that blew the cat off the covers.... and all the wife did was to sleepily turn over and hit the snooze button on the clock.

Hope there's a horse with snooze, button, early, cat, covers, fart or sleepy in it's name. But even not, I just know this has to be my lucky day!

-Scott Frank

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