Teach The Little Beggers

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 12 August 2010

Instead of putting a dime or a quarter or a dollar under the pillow of your little brat in exchange for his tooth and a paper saying "From the Tooth Fairy", I think it's a chance to teach the kid something.

Leave him a needle and some thread and a note that says: "Wishing will not always make it sew."

-Rumpelstiltskin Of The Bailey

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