I've been shifted.
You mean shafted.
No I've been moved.
Was it good?
I feel much the same.
Like most of us.
Have you been shifted?
All over the place.
My, you get moved a lot then.
I had one top shelf experience.
What was that like?
There are strange things on the top shelf.
Such as?
Sex for beginners was one.
I was up against Lady Chatterly once.
She's a bit past it.
She's quite popular for study at Universities.
My favourite was Tom Jones.
You were lucky. Which one.
Were there two?
One is about romping around in the country the other is great with his mouth.
I think I'd call it a romp.
When do you expect to get shifted again?
I'm fairly comfortable now with Catcher in the Rye
I was next to him for a while. Strange American habits.
Well he caught my fancy.
Did he now.
Yes, I think I'm going to be with him on the shelf until we are put down.
