Showed It To Her!

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 10 August 2010

I'll never understand women if I live to be a hundred years old.

On our honeymoon night on a cruise a good time ago, I asked her to you-know use her mouth when we had sex.

She said no, it would choke her if she did that.

So I showed her. Look, would that choke you? No.

Then she laugh so hard and pointed at it until I got up and spent the night in a lifeboat hanging on the side of the ship.

-Olaf Forver

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