I'll never understand women if I live to be a hundred years old.
On our honeymoon night on a cruise a good time ago, I asked her to you-know use her mouth when we had sex.
She said no, it would choke her if she did that.
So I showed her. Look, would that choke you? No.
Then she laugh so hard and pointed at it until I got up and spent the night in a lifeboat hanging on the side of the ship.
-Olaf Forver
