The Quadriplegic

Submitted by IN SEINE

Monday, 9 August 2010

Jim, eager to keep his job after becoming a quadriplegic, showed up for work without calling-in-sick for well over two years.

Quite a record, even among his able-bodied co-workers. But he was approaching burn-out with his job. He felt he couldn't tell his boss the real reason he wanted to use a sick day and his morals would not allow him to lie.

What to do? He had his attendant call-in and leave this message, "Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you."

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