The Professor of Ancient History

Submitted by IN SEINE

Monday, 9 August 2010

A professor of ancient history took a long disapproving look at his newborn son and told the doctor, 'We'll name him Theophilus.' 'Why wish a name like that on the poor tyke?' asked the doctor.

'Because,' said the professor, 'He's Theophilus looking baby I ever saw.'

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