When I was a kid, the family took me to a psychiatrist because not only did I piss the bed every night, when my friends came to stay over, we'd all piss the bed.
It finally came out that I was trying to aim it at the monster under there.
So after several sessions, I didn't piss the bed.
However, there still was that pissing in the closet thing.
-Percy Limpfart
